ANDY FUHRMAN

PISSING MY FACEBOOK FRIENDS OFF

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ANDY FUHRMAN

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PISSING MY FACEBOOK FRIENDS OFF
Written by Andy Fuhrman
Copyright © February 27, 2011 All Rights Reserved: Revised Nov 13, 2011
 
I jumped out of bed
And dialed up the web
Just a wondering what was happening online
And there on the screen
A starin’ at me
My Facebook friend wrote me to say

Don’t close your eyes
Don’t put your head in the sand
Think about what you eat
Need a new belt, don’t wear a pelt
Don’t hurt no animals please
She said don’t hurt no animals please

CHORUS
My Facebook friends have many opinions

I’m sure to piss some of them off
I probably won’t do what they want me to do
But thank you so much for caring
Thank you so much for caring

I thought what she said
When it popped in my head
A time when I was much younger
On a 2 acre plot
I grew quite a lot
Of veggies and organic flowers
Yeah this Brooklyn boy used to grow veggies and flowers

And back in that time
Inside my mind
I could hear little plants voices a screamin
Don’t cut off my head
Don’t pull up my roots
Don’t take me away from my home


O tomatoes and chard
It really is hard
To take you from your friends and family
Fore there on a plate is your future fate
Next to something at one time was living

CHORUS

So sometime that night
I wrote you probably are right
My Karma will pay if I don’t change my way
Consuming air also isn’t quite fair
I can hear little microbes a screamin

So what can I do, I want to live too
My body needs something to burn
On the food chain am I
I’ll try not to cry
As I order a burger with fries

CHORUS

On the food chain am I
I’ll try not to cry
As I order a burger with fries