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PISSING MY FACEBOOK FRIENDS OFFWritten by Andy FuhrmanCopyright © February 27, 2011 All Rights Reserved: Revised Nov 13, 2011
I jumped out of bedAnd dialed up the webJust a wondering what was happening onlineAnd there on the screenA starin’ at meMy Facebook friend wrote me to sayDon’t close your eyesDon’t put your head in the sandThink about what you eatNeed a new belt, don’t wear a peltDon’t hurt no animals pleaseShe said don’t hurt no animals please
CHORUSMy Facebook friends have many opinionsI’m sure to piss some of them offI probably won’t do what they want me to doBut thank you so much for caringThank you so much for caring
I thought what she saidWhen it popped in my headA time when I was much youngerOn a 2 acre plotI grew quite a lotOf veggies and organic flowersYeah this Brooklyn boy used to grow veggies and flowers
And back in that timeInside my mindI could hear little plants voices a screaminDon’t cut off my headDon’t pull up my rootsDon’t take me away from my homeO tomatoes and chardIt really is hardTo take you from your friends and familyFore there on a plate is your future fateNext to something at one time was living
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So sometime that nightI wrote you probably are rightMy Karma will pay if I don’t change my wayConsuming air also isn’t quite fairI can hear little microbes a screamin
So what can I do, I want to live tooMy body needs something to burnOn the food chain am II’ll try not to cryAs I order a burger with fries
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On the food chain am II’ll try not to cryAs I order a burger with fries